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Jakhan tomar EKA laagbe, tomar chardike kauke dekhte pabena, duniya-ta jhapsa hoye asbe,

 

Tumi aamar kache eso

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Tomake CHOKHER Doctor -er kache niye jabo !   🙂

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Police ek Maatal ke dorechhe.

Police : Kothay jachchis ?

Matal : Mod ( liquor ) khawa je kshatikarak tar sambandhe ekta lecture shunte jachchi.

P : Eto ratre ke lecture debe ?

M : Aamar bou !!

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Rog hole Doctor-er kache jao, karon Doctor-ke kheye banchte hobe. Oshudh keno, karon dokandar keo bachte habe.

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Kintu oshudh KHEYONA, karon TOMAKEO BACHTE HOBE !

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Geroda-ke ekta Truck touch kore diye chole geche.  Kichhui hoyni. Tabu Geroda bhoye kaatre poreche. KENO ?

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Truck -er pechhane lekha chilo: Asi Bandhu abar dekha hobe !

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Q: Balo to Nera kabar Bel-talaay jaay ?

Ekbar ?

Motei noy !

Barbar jaay, Karon Nerar constipation  ache !    🙂

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Geroda-ke ekta kukur tara koreche, friendly kukur . 😉 Geroda  tao khub chintay pore geche. KENO ?

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Bhabche ami to AIRTEL -er SIM lagalam, tabe Vodafone -r network keno asche ?!

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Aami etobar bollam “ami ekhuni aaste parbona !”.

“Ami ekhuni aaste parbona !”.

“Ami ekhuni aaste parbona !”.

 

Tao Koel Mallik cinema baaniye phello – “Bar aasbe ekhuni “ ?!

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COLLEGE-R Rule :

 

Class-e boi ( book ) niye jete bhulbena .

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Karon, Balish ( pillow ) hisebe ota kaaj-e laagbe !

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