Bengali Naughty SMS

Here’s some naughty SMS in Bengali : Lets go through these Bangla tickling jokes. Bengali dustu naughty jokes are always winners !

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Ekta meye urine test karate geche. Test report exchange hoye geche.

Doctor bollo: Tumi pregnant !

Girl : 0h God ! Ekhan to mulo, gajar er opareo bharsa kara jay na !

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Mallika Sehrawat Baba Raamdeb ke jigges korlo : Ami chaan karar samay kee lagabo jate amar Jouban surakshita thake ?
Baba bollo:

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Bathroom -er darjaa !

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Bus-e sahajatri Ronny -ke : Public apanaake dhore petalo keno ?

Ronny : Arre Kichchu naa. Bus -e amar passport photo pore gechhlio. Ami sudhu bollam, Madam apnar sari -ta tulun ami photo tulbo !

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Ronny Phul-shajyar ghar theke beriyeche. Bondhura bollo : Boss, 3 din dhore Phul-shajya ?

R: Hatachchara, aage bol, Vaseline -er jaygaay Favicol ke rekhechhlio ?

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Ek daktar Rogir pechhone dourochche. Sabai jigges korlo : Kee hoyechhe ?

Doctor : Haramjada 4 baar Nasbandi karate eseche, aar pratyek baar lome (pubic hair ) shave koriye paliye gechhe !

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Hindi te bole : Mard ko Dard nahi

Ami boli:

Beta du paayer majhkhane ekta tokaa maaro,

Agar dard nahi, to mard nahi ! 😉

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Ekta kaaj -er pore meyera bole :

Ki bibhotso boro chilo na?
Prathame ki bhoy karchilo na?

Issh! Jodi aro time petam

Samnerbar aro bhalo kore debo !

Kee kaaj balo to ?

Exam -er katha bolchi , Tumi kee bhebechile ? 😉