Latest Bengali Jokes

These are here to tickle your funny bones ! Latest Bengali jokes :

Rony: Dekh Bachchu, oi Meyeta amay dekhe muchki muchki haascheBachchu: Tao bhalo, ami toke jebar pratham dekhechilam, 3 din amar haasi thameni !

Tumi cholte cholte takale uporer dike,

Uronto Kaak potty kore dilo mukhe,

Tumi raglena,  korlena mukh phekaashe,

Sudhu mone mone bolle bhaggis Gorura orena akashe !

Amar Sharir bhalona.
Doctor -er kache gelam.
Kaj hoyni. Tai ek Ojha –r  kachhe gelam.

Ojha bollo Shanideb –er najar porechhe.  Kono ghor Paapi ke sms karo, bhalo hoye jabe.

Tomake SMS korlam , ekhan anekta bhalo lagchhe !

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Teacher: Translate karo “Makhan Lal Sarkar Ishwar Chandra Vidya Sagar -er Mama Chilen”

Student: Butter Red Govt. was the double mother of God Moon Education Sea !

Hoyto tomari Janya

Hoyeche Pocket Shunya

Jani Tumi Jaghanya

Tabuo tomake Chai.

Baba Pereche Jante

Petabe Je Ekante

Shuru Theke Sesh Prante

Palabar path nai !!

1st Friend: Gyan ar taka ei dutor modhye ekta nitey hole tui konta nibi?

2nd F: Ami taka nebo.

1st : Ami kintu Gyan nebo.

2nd: Jar jeta kam ache se setai nebe !!

Rony: Bachchu, neeche tor Boss -ke 3 jon dhore petachche. Taratari chal.

Bachchu: 3 jon-i jothesto, amar r jawar darkar nei.

Geroda-r jemon swabhab, ekta sundari meyeke dekhe bollo : Apnake kothao dekhechi.

Meyeta bollo: Se to aboshyai

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AMI JE PAGLA GAROD-ER NURSE !