Durga Puja Jokes

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Ebar Maa Dugga mortye asar samay Kailash –e kee bollen ?

Shib thakur -ke Bollen .. Ogo sunchho ami chollam ?

Motei noy..

Bhabo ..

Uni Bollen : Ore Ganesh, chhata gulo sab pack korechhis to ? Ebar sunchi Baaper baarite khub Brishti hochche ! 😉

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Paarar Durga Puja -Pandal –e Mahishasur dhukte chaaile Security Guard nijer Boss-ke phone-e kee bolbe ?

Bolbe : Sir, ekta lok entry korte chaiche, naam bolchhe Mahisashur. Kintu betar chehara dekhe khub ekta subidher laagchena. Dhukte debo ?

Maa Dugga Computer kinechhen. Kintu anek cheshta koreo shikhte paarlenna .

Keno ?

Jatabar tini Computer niye bosen tatobar Ganesh “Mouse” niye paliye jaay ! 😛

Gabbar: Yeh hath mujhe dede Thakur !

Thakur: Ne, amar haat niye ne, Basantir haat niye. Jay, Viru torao haat diye de. Sab niye Gabbar tui Dashabhuja hoye ja !

Gabbar: Sorry yaar, Tu to senti ho gaya…. 😉

PJ :

“GANESH” ke “ANESH” ke banalo ?

Bhabo

Aaro bhabo

“Kailash Kher “:

Tere naam se “G” loon !

>>>> Durga puja jokes Bengali

Rabaner 10ta matha. Sei 10ta mathar najar chhilo ekta Mahila-r (Sita) dikei.

Tor ekta matha , kintu najar 100ta meyer dike….

Ebar bol asal Raban ke ???! 😉