New Jokes -Bengali

New Bengali Jokes –

 

Ek bhadralok Hotel -er manager -ke bollen : Ei hotele ami ek saptaho aage ele khushi hotam.

Ta shune manager khushi hoye bollo : Thank you Sir.

Bhadralok bollen : Na se katha noy. Ek saptaho aage ele je khabar ta aaj ami khelam seta tatka petam.

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Petrol -er daam barbar bere jawa te sabai birakta.
Gero-da tar bike niye Petrol pump -e giye bollo : 10 takar petrol dao to.

Attendant : Sir 10 takar petrol-e gaari cholbe na.

Gero-da : Arre, ota tank-e noy, bike-er opore choriye dao. Aaj sal* aagun lagiye debo.

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Ekta lok doure giye thanay dhuke officer-ke bollo : Amake arrest korun. Ami amar bou-er mathay lathi merechhi.

Officer : Se ki ? Mara gechhe ?
Lokti : Arre na.  O oi lathi ta niyei amar pichhone tara korechhe.

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Ek mahila tar Protibeshini-ke: Amar husband kaal raate alu kinte beriyechhilo, ekhono phereni.

Protibeshi :  Aha, tate ki hoyeche, alu chhaarai ranna kore phelo !

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Ek grihini tar notun maid-servant -ke : Dekho, ami beshi katha bolte bhalobasina. Angul diye ishara korlei bujhe nebe ami dakchhi.
Maid servant : Thik achhe didimoni. Amio beshi katha pachhondo korina. Ami jakhan-i matha naarbo, bujhe neben ami aaste paarbona.

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