Bengali Non Veg Jokes

Non Veg Jokes in Bengali 18+ :

Some Bengali Dustu Naughty Jokes !  Bangla naughty jokes sms . Here are some below the belt naughty sms jokes . Most of them are subtle ones ! As they say its all in the mind !

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Ronny: Janis to ekta Bangladeshi meye amake aaj thappor merechhe.

Bachchu : Keno ?

Ronny : Janina yaar. Ami shudhu bolechhilam, apnader Dhaka jaaygata khub sundar ! 😉

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Biyer kayek bachhor par Shashur, Jamaike dhoreche.

Shashur : Eki Amit, biyer 6 bachhorey amar meyer 6 khana bachcha hoye gelo ?!

Jamai : Daddy, ami aapnake katha diyechhilam, ami jatoi garib hoinaa, aapnar Meyer pet kakhono khali rakhbona !

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Husband : Tumi jadi Ranna korte paarte, Radhuni ke chhaatai (sack)  kore ditaam.

Wife : Tumi jadi kaajer kaaj ta korte paarte, Driver -ke chhaatai kore ditaam !

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Je lokta Nudist Colony te join korechhe, tar katha shunechhen ? Pratham din ta taar khub SHAKTO chhilo !

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Meyeder T-shirt -er upore lekha sabtheke Funny slogan :

Excuse me, My Face is above !

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Ami ekta Jangia / brief design korechhi.  Eman shakto je ota pore aapni jadi 10 tala theke jhaanpiye poren, aapnar MAATHA phete jaabe kintu Jangia phaatbena.

P.S. : Apni bhadralok boley. MAATHA  word ta use korlam, ASAL WORD ta use korlaamna !

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Ek Girls’ Hostel theke phone esechhe Police Station -e :

Aamader ekhane daakat porechhe. 3 ghanta baade dhore niye jaaben !

 

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Aapni Monday, Tuesday aapnar Office cubicle -e matha phatiye deadline saamlanor par saptaaher baki 3 din sambandhe aapnar kee mone hoy ? :

WTF !

 

(wed , thurs, fri)

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Ei SMS ta detect korte paare :
Tumi Purush/Male ki naa
Answer -er Janya
neeche dekho
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Bewakoof ekhane noy,
Nijer neeche dekho !

 

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